CAN'T STOP PLAYING SEND HELP. I am so lame, I kill them by the third show all the time. We have money! We have food! We have oxen! We don't, however, have happiness. And we don't get to party with Obama because I fuck up simple questions about the political system. YOU CAN'T HAS PRIZE PRESIDENT.

Pete has died from exploding meth labage....Dammit ( Read more... )

I've caught some recent episodes of Criminal Minds at Cim&Wax's and a while back, refche gave me a pretty good reason to start watching, so today I started with the back catalogue. It'll have to be a show only to be viewed in understanding company because of the high-pitched noises of 'REEEEIIIIIDD!!1' I can't help--and understanding will be called for ( Read more... )

bluesbell came over today to make hearteyes at Buzzcocks and Tim Minchin. This delights me because it's just that much more fun to throw hearts at screens together with someone whose heart ~burns for the same thing. Tim Minchin! I could spend days wrapped up in your hilarious, intermittently creepy show. Ampersandheartssemicolon, Tim ( Read more... )

Literally yesterday: I gave up on going to Berlin to see Fall Out Boy, and it was pretty much a pipe dream all along.
Ten minutes ago: stuff happened.

SURPRISE FALL OUT BOY IN TWO WEEKS HOLY SHIT!!!1

To do tomorrow: renew my passport, oh god, I hope I don't have to pay extra for speed.

♥ ♥ ♥ SERIOUSLY, OMG.

Things have piled up surprisingly! Things that aren't quite one-line posts but maybe three-line ones. Things I haven't had the time or words for just then. A number of things I'm probably forgetting now, too ( Read more... )

SHOPLIFTING NUNS. ASS-GRABBING. MIME. TO BEGIN WITH.

AMPERSAND-HEARTS-SEMICOLON FOREVER.

FALL OUT BOY: ACTUALLY KEEPS GETTING AWESOMER WITH ANY GODDAMN THING THEY DO, THUS BREAKING NATURAL LAWS OR SOMETHING. I'M SURE I DON'T CARE. AHAHAHA. I DON'T CARE. AS LONG AS IT'S ABOUT THEM! I'M SO CLEVER.

Suddenly, two viral campaigns had merged into one, and no one seemed to be aware of it [--] the viral, it would seem, had really gone viral.

...OKAY.

So we can be excited again now? That's all I want to know!

Okay, did I always not have FOB icons uploaded or what? Bizarre.

eta Ahahaha, maybe it's old news but if you click on Exposes! Scandals! ( Read more... )

The product placement in FOB's videos should've made this obvious, but okay, still slow on the uptake. So I hear about this and oh man, there were shrieks of joy and the sad part is that the joy was because FOB + my company = OTP! (But ahahaha, click on Week 1 ( Read more... )

I've just decided that the best part about Pete opening a bar1 & 2 is the joke setup opportunity: a priest, a rabbi and a televangelist walk into Pete Wentz's bar...

1 I'm just assuming y'all know.
2 Best aside from Pete Wentz. Opening a bar. With his boys.

eta: New favorite picspam! Oh, Pete. I'd kind of noticed that here and there but it's ( Read more... )

So. I was going to post some, y'know, content. As one sometimes maybe ought to strive to do when one has a livejournal. But... look, it's not my fault that I'm easily excitable and filled with glee and my idea of content is a link with the helpful words "OH LOOK AT THE SHINY."

This is my favorite gigantic FOB picspam EVER today. Mostly it's the ( Read more... )